How about mayo?

When I was a grad student at the U of Chicago, I cooked in a restaurant, and one of the duties I relished most was making fresh mayonnaise, 2 quarts at a time.

During this period of sheltering-at-home, I’ve made several 1 cup batches, so I thought I’d share my recipe and encourage you to give it a try. Incidentally, mayonnaise is beautiful on just about everything savory, and many things that aren’t.

Elements

mayo basics

Ingredients (according to me):

  • 1/2 teaspoon sugar
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon white pepper*
  • 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard
  • 1 fresh egg yolk
  • 1 tablespoon vinegar*
  • 2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
  • 1 cup oil*

*A few comments about ingredients:

White pepper is not “traditional,” but I started putting white pepper in my mayonnaise decades ago, and I’ve never looked back. No one has ever complained, either. I will admit that sometimes I double the white pepper and skip the mustard altogether. When I’m feeling particularly oppositional, I use smoked paprika or cayenne pepper. Live dangerously.

I generally use apple cider or white wine vinegar, but today I’m in the mood for rice wine vinegar. You can use most vinegars but I would avoid balsamic vinegar (on aesthetic grounds). Besides, if you are going to have balsamic vinegar, why mix it with anything?

Now the question that’s been burning since the first days of emulsion-as-condiment: Which oil makes the best mayonnaise? Maybe it’s a flaw, but I’ve never been a person with “favorites.” No favorite color, no favorite dish, no favorite Spice Girl. And no favorite oil for mayo, either. I’m just like that.

Today, I’m using grapeseed oil, which makes for a lovely, light flavor that lets the lemon’s brightness shine. I often use avocado oil, which is a bit heavier, but it has a detectable flavor, so you’d want to be in the mood. In general, go for a light oil (and taste it first: If you wouldn’t drizzle it on some roasted veggies, it doesn’t belong in mayo).

Truth and Method

Let’s start with some truth: The key ingredient in good mayo is patience. If you try to move the process along too quickly, your mayo will break and you’ll be sad. “Break” means the emulsification didn’t work and you ended up with something resembling dingy-yellow curds-and-whey.

It happens to all of us in our time. I’ve been known to eat broken mayo anyway, out of kindness, but it’s not nearly aesthetically pleasing as creamy-smooth, beautifully emulsified mayonnaise.

whisk the dry ingredients into the yolk

Whisk the sugar, salt, white pepper, and mustard together with the yolk until smooth.

Mix the vinegar and lemon juice and whisk half of it into the yolk mixture.

I do this phase by hand; the rest is left to a stand mixer, a nasty habit I picked up in professional kitchens.

the first stage of drizzling

Put the bowl under the stand mixer and turn the whisk on high. Add a few drops of oil at a time until your emulsion takes off.

Give it a little time. You’ll know you’re emulsifying when the mixture turns a bit lighter and thicker.

Look on my mayo, ye mighty, and despair!

Now you’re ready to drizzle a very thin stream of oil into the bowl (still whisking on high), until you’ve added 1/2 cup. Don’t worry if you see a little oil around the creamy blob in the middle. As you drizzle, the oil should become incorporated into the mixture, which should remain creamy and fairly thick. At this point, drizzle in the rest of the vinegar and lemon juice, and continue drizzling the oil until you’ve incorporated the rest.

Leave your mayonnaise at room temperature for an hour, then refrigerate. I’m told that mayo is good for five to seven days, but I can’t vouch for that.

Move over, Ozymandias

At this point, it’s polite to ask your mayonnaise aficionado what to do with this magnificent emulsion. My answer at about lunch time today: sardines and freshly grilled green beans.

Guten Appetit!

All together now: “I will survive!”

Congrats, everyone: We survived our first week online.

And we’re not just surviving. Not exactly thriving yet, but we’re doing better than just hanging on. I’ve heard so many great stories from you about the creative ways you’ve adjusted, what you’ve learned, what you can live without — and I don’t mean TP. I mean, we’ve turned teaching upside down and lived to tell about it.

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First online Free Minds class

If you don’t know about Free Minds, check out the site: https://freemindsaustin.org/. I’ve taught philosophy most of the years of Free Minds, but last night, we our first online class.

The faculty and staff made a hasty transition to online instruction, like the rest of ACC liberal arts. We don’t run quite the same schedule as ACC, being a Foundation Communities partnership, so in a way, our class last night was sort of a preview of next week: Students and professors having familiar conversations using unfamiliar tech. It was strange and comforting.

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    Ideology, part 1

    An apology, with context

    Trigger warning: If my recent comment in an email to department chairs about ideologues offended you, then you may want to rethink reading this post.

    I’ll start with an apology for letting my sarcasm off the customary tight leash in my comment about ideologues and normal people. I was (sincerely) trying to make a serious point with a little humor, and if that offended you or raised eyebrows, I am sorry.

    As is often the case with me, I see an opportunity in this situation for reflection, so, in that spirit, let’s talk about context.

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      Going strait online

      The Strait of Messina, that is. As in, right between Scylla and Charybdis.

      Charybdis: Try to do everything and fail at most of it. 
      Scylla: Compromise. Give up some things, and hang onto what's essential.

      Odysseus had to sacrifice some of his crew to Scylla to avoid losing the entire ship to Charybdis. (Yes, I know that people use this image to mean two equally bad alternatives. I can’t help it; I like Homer.)

      In the wake of ACC’s COVID-19 response, an LA prof asked me for advice about going online, and here’s what I said:

      Set low expectations and prioritize mercilessly. This is triage, not reconstructive surgery. The outcome has to work, but it doesn’t have to be pretty. Our goal is to survive, with as much integrity as possible, until the end of the spring semester. The only way to do that is to hang onto what is foundational.

      Let’s say you decided to overhaul your course and transform it into a lighthouse beacon of online teaching. You look, for instance, at TLED’s excellent collection of resources, and you think: Whoa — I could do anything with all this stuff!

      Wake up. That’s not where we are this week. What if you have little or no experience with online teaching, and you have to be ready in, like, two weeks? Now that magnificent collection of resources looks a lot like you’ve been asked to count grains of sand on a very long Sicilian beach, by next Monday.

      So, look away for a moment. Take stock: What is actually necessary for you to do to make your course work? Start with the foundational and genuinely necessary, and build up from there — if you have time. This is triage.

      If you’re a professor in that situation, you’re likely to translate your tried-and-true teaching strategies strait from f2f into online. Under normal circumstances, you’d have all sorts of people telling you that you’ve got the wrong approach because online teaching isn’t analogous to f2f teaching, etc. They’re right, but ignore those voices, especially if they’re inside your head. This is triage.

      ACC is going to give you access to a mentor (who should be an experienced online prof) and to instructional designers. Use these resources to find ways to leverage what you do best as a teacher and turn it to your advantage online. Avoid Charybdis, and pass by Scylla.

      If your class is heavily text-based, my staff are available to scan and deliver pdfs right to a google drive with your name on it, ready to be dropped into your Blackboard course or shared with students.

      If you typically lecture, look at Collaborate or try a lower-bar videoconferencing tool like Google Meet — and again, we’re here to help you hook it up with the training you need.

      Let’s say you’re into student discussion groups: Recast them into discussion boards. Post a video of yourself setting up the discussion and then turn them loose. Use Google Meet’s chat function to get your students engaged in what you’re saying by posing questions. Get students to collaborate digitally and make a YouTube video explaining something. (Your students are probably ready to do that on their own, so leverage their skills as well!)

      I’m asking department chairs to set up Blackboard shells for courses or clusters of courses and invite generous experienced online profs to drop their assignments and other useful artifacts into that shell. Steal from them — if their assignments help you achieve your goal, copy them into your shell and sail on.

      We need to make it through the strait, one way or another. Embrace the fact that it’s not going to be a luxury cruise. This is not the time to judge yourself by an inappropriate standard, like the work you would do if you had the inclination and all the time in the world.

      This is triage. We can do triage.

      LA AoS COVID-19 Response Plan

      The week of 03.23 – 29, all f2f and hybrid sections in LA will transition to online instruction. Here is the AoS plan to support professors with this transition.

      Mentors/eBuddies

      • Faculty Contact: your department chair
      • Mentor Contact: Wade Allen or your department chair

      Your Mentor/eBuddy is an experienced online professor who can be a resource for you as you transition to the materials and techniques of online instruction.

      Resources

      We are encouraging each department to create Blackboard shells for each course or course cluster, to enable DL faculty to share discipline-specific content and teaching techniques. These materials will range from teaching tips to actual learning objects (like quizzes) that you can copy into your own Blackboard course.

      This knowledge base repository of links, foundational skills and techniques contains generic resources that can help you with the challenges (and advantages!) of online teaching.

      Administrative Team

      The entire AoS administrative team is here to support you. We will provide services such as:

      • high-speed duplex scanning to help you prepare course materials for online instruction
      • training and support on apps and tools for teaching online (e.g., Zoom, Google Meet, and also Blackboard hacks)

      TLED

      TLED is offering dozens of Blackboard training courses all over the district to give you the foundational skills you need to mount and run your courses.

      In addition, instructional designers are available to help you with design challenges and getting your current course translated into the online medium.

      Announcement concerning COVID-19

      ACC’s Coronavirus announcement page: https://www.austincc.edu/coronavirus

      Briefly:

      • Spring Break is extended a week for students
      • Students return to (online) class on Monday, March 30 (not to campuses)
      • We will take the week of March 23 to 29 to prepare (and help our faculty prepare) to move to online teaching

      IMPORTANT: Update your contact information with ACC to receive updates and information

      I’m focusing here on our core instructional mission; review the announcement for other precautionary measures.

      I realize that this is a challenging situation. As instructional leaders, our immediate task is to manage this critical situation as best we can in pursuit of our mission. We will direct our efforts to a student-centered, supportive response, consistent with that mission. 

      Bookmark and visit ACC’s Coronavirus update page frequently. Other information resources are available on this blog (in the right navbar).

      If anything, student support will be more important than ever during this crisis. Let me encourage you to direct faculty, staff, and students to the EARS site if students have needs:http://ears.acclahc.org/

      Of course, ACC and the city are also managing a critical situation, so be judicious about resources. According to the most recent announcement, our campuses will remain open and student services will be available at designated locations. (Keep current with updates for more information, and take a moment to Update your contact information.)

      This is an evolving situation, and there are no doubt many unanswered questions. I will do my best to provide you accurate and up-to-date information.